Me: George Clooney or Richard Gere?
My mom: George Clooney
Me: George Clooney or Harrison Ford
My mom: George Clooney
Me: George Clooney or Paul Newman ?
My mom: George Clooney (if you had seen Paul Newman in
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, you'd gone with Newman, the man was a stud muffin in his younger days)
Me: George Clooney or Omar Sharif (
Dr. Zhivago)?
My mom: George Clooney
Me: George Clooney or Tom Cruise?
My mom: George Clooney (trick question...I would've gone with Clooney too!)
Me: George Clooney or Brad Pitt?
My mom: George Clooney
Me: ?!??!!?!??
Me: George Clooney or Patrick Dempsey?
My mom: Hmm...still George Clooney.
Me: That hair!! How could you say no to that hair!
At this point I was stumped, I went to the kitchen to have a drink of water and had an epiphany.
Me: I have a good one!
My mom: What?
Me: George Clooney or Dad???
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After laughing like a bunch of loonies, she said "George Clooney! I have your Dad; George Clooney is unattainable so I choose George Clooney!"
Happy Mother's Day, Ma!